SOAP OPERAS SUMMARIZED, RECAPPED, UPDATED, WEEKLY BY THIS HOUSEWIFE/HOMEMAKER

Y&R CBS DAYTIME  DEVON AND HILARY START THEIR WEDDING.  COLIN LOOKS ON FOR DEVON TO TELL WHAT HE DID!  LAUREN GOT HILLARY READY, WITH HER BOUTIQUE.
B&B CBS SOAPS  IVY STANDS UP AND ASKS TO BE THE NEW FACE OF FORRESTER CREATIONS, WITH THE HELP OF WYATT.  STEFFY AND ALL ARE APPALLED.  THOMAS TAKES UP FOR HER, BC SHE THREATENED TO SHOW THE VIDEO IMPLEMENTING HIS SISTER!
DAYS DOOL NBC  MISSED, SORRY!
GH ABC GENERAL HOSPITAL  HAYDEN'S LEAVING GENERAL HOSPITAL TO MOVE INTO WYDEMERE WITH NIKOLAS!  HE TELLS LIZ.  SHE ACCEPTS "JAKE DOE'S (JASON)'S RING.  SHE TELLS SAM.  B____!  ANY WHO!  BRAD IS MARRIED TO A WOMAN,-- ROSALIE?!...  CARLY TALKS WITH SONNY ABOUT WHAT'S IN THE PAPER ABOUT THE MOB STUFF?!...  LULU AND DANTE MAKE LOVE.  DYLAN ASKS VALERIE TO MOVE IN, SHE ACCEPTS THE OFFER.  THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BREAKFAST?!...

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